Get something like this

https://www.amazon.com/Thread-Checker-Standard-Wall-Mountable-Identifier/dp/B0C8ZN9HZV

Why do you kids just give up at the first sign of adversity

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~5gAAOSwxp1f6wvn/s-l1200.webp

That’s not humor it’s bigotry

You might want to upgrade to an ssd

I’d totally watch their Ted Talk

She was probably starting at her phone

I wear different clothes for my commute to work. If I didn’t I’d be sweaty and dusty. Some of them are cycling specific.

Is this some type of advanced haiku

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My office at work is across from the men’s room. This meme is me.

So many times a day this happens and I work with these fucks.

Wash your damn hands

Except we came up with another game we called football so we can’t exactly change the name of that game so soccer can be renamed

The only place with prisons that are near places that have names amirite

Best ai generated hand ever

I have prime and this is how it looks to me.

I live in the middle of nowhere, 7 miles from work. Amazon will ship to my work address in 1 or 2 days, but it’s 7-10 days to my house. Same UPS Dist center, same FedEx dist center, same number of post office hops.

Shipping is witchcraft.

The Porta Poper

One was silver, one was gold

I was but I don’t mind learning a thing or two

“They can’t arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.”