You know your shit.

You just used a fucking swearing word!

Username checks out.

From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

The universe is believed to end just a few nanoseconds before a monkey finishes writing Hamlet.

😱

I love it!

I read that as “United States” and the headline only started to look suspicious with the word “passengers”.

So I’ve heard. The feeling is mutual, oddly enough.

Is ź and ż not enough? =D

the alternative is to make the syntax become a hellish mess

The alternative is Czech.

She became Batgirl!

I couldn’t even launch Duke on my 386, so I only played Doom with viewport shrunk to almost the smallest size. It ran pretty well like that.

A 386 could handle that easily and still have two pixels left.

Oh god not beans again

No U

Here’s a reminder to sign this initiative if you are a citizen of EU and spread the word about it everywhere if you are not!