Having a job sucks.
Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.
Having no money sucks.
It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
Having a job sucks.
Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.
Having no money sucks.
It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.
I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
I wish my dad texted like that instead of just the text equivalent of grunting like a caveman. The man’s a fucking software engineer; he shouldn’t have trouble typing or with tech lol
phone rings
Decline it
Text the caller
“Stop trying to 69 my ear with your mouth.”
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!
You can lick all of them.
What happens after you do isn’t part of the question.
Ha! I don’t even have a house!
Eventually it would just become brandy.
Like those things aren’t capable of the same shit?
I’m just thinking how funny it would be if the AI understood that big shoulder pads were a thing in the 80’s, but makes them too big.
So he can tell women how he will give them babies or horses.
Just thinking about a scene from The Simpsons where Comic Book Guy is on a computer trying to look at porn of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s taking forever to load and right when the tits would pop up, an ad for Homer’s online business pops up.
I lost interest in numbers stations and am much more interested in trying to figure out who was responsible for the Max Headroom hijacking of 2 TV stations in Chicago that occurred in the late 80’s.
They’re extremely protective and wary of strangers. Sweetest little dude around me and everyone else he knows; snarling little demon around anyone he doesn’t know despite training and constantly being corrected not to do that.
I live really close to my mom. She doesn’t live near me tho :(
“Introducing Google Pets”
Noooooooo!!!
My body is a temple to Dionysus.
Someone’s throwing his employees a pizza party.
As far as I’ve seen, that’s how blocking works on literally everything. You are blocking them from your view. You are not blocking their view of you. It wouldn’t matter if it worked the other way, since they could just log out and still see everything.
If you want total banishment, run a chat room or a non-public forum that can’t even be entered or read without permission.