Lemon_Rick@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time!
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1 year agoNow that Reddit’s been made obsolete,
Our new usernames can be discreet
So, make your name right
The future looks bright
For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant