No fucks given.

Weird men.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

Mathematicians and physicists are nothing but day dreamers. You might as well of majored in PHILOSOPHY!

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

That is not your street! Damn it Larry people are late for work!

If you’ve eaten shredded cheese from the store, then you’ve eaten wood.

This is accurate until proven otherwise.

It will all be flash frozen and shipped to China.

As a skilled worker with a kidney transplant, I am painfully aware of this.

New? Pfft barely refurbished if you ask me.

I don’t think so. I hope not!

Howie Mandel had hair at one time as well.

Welp I’ll just have to Gimp along then.

Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

All I know is those horrible people are not guilty. Waiting for my bag of money any moment now.

It is worth the extra features, like not being able to remove an unwanted podcast from your play list. Why Spotify, why!?

No.