The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

But they said yeats…

I need a soul… Any soul…

Bart Sells his Soul, chummm-p

Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma and this is when he saves them from losing their promotion at the DMV!

You can’t spell obsequious without “iou!”

It’s a biiig country

bobbin my head in agreement

Let’s all bask in TV’s warm, glowing, warming glow

Go crazy?

During one of my frequent trips to the floor…

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!

Get right outta town!

WERNSTROM!!!

I think you mean Larry White

I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign

Might as well, I’ve only eaten at two Roadhouses, but they were damn good for a chain steakhouse

No need to squint when the thumbnail shows it clear as day

I, of course, read all of that in his voice

Mom and Pop Art is the title, if memory serves. Homer tried to build an outdoor barbecue and it turned into a pile of crap that got interpreted as art, so he attempts to become an artist

Absolutely fantastic way to start my day 😂