Lucien [he/him]

Based

And OP did specify “popular”, which Slackware hasn’t been since the late 90s

You’ve reinvented blade servers

Get out your seat and jump around

“when you go far enough left, you get your guns back”

It’s a common test for general eye health. It’s really not about wearing glasses, it’s just something eye doctors do to make sure you stay healthy.

The Shaq Fu video game, goddamn, what a waste of effort

LaTeX with Beamer for slides, and show the resulting PDF on any computer you want

The atrocities the American soldiers committed on the daily are unforgivable. Period. I don’t care if they were drafted or if they volunteered for being barbarians.

I’m a cat person and I don’t get it either

No forgiveness. Get fucked, losers.

The current events in Palestine have been an ongoing thing for decades

If you wore glasses, you’d get it. It’s an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn’t really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they’ll have to do it again. I’ve sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it’s probably more accurate, and it doesn’t initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

Can’t park here, mate.

Like the other commented said, this isn’t random, but also I’d add that your first ternary option, the ?, should be on the next line; it would make the alignment make more sense to you then, and it would make the block more legible.

zlatinb sounds like a swell person

Absolutely nothin’!

Love em

Couldn’t parse the intended Morse code, got something like “vmte”?

“…for $25M!”