Yeah, it’s not as uncommon the UK to hear specifically “I’ve [x]” instead of “I’ve got [x]”. I won’t be told though that Brits say “the [x] that I’ve” ;D

I’ve got all my posts and DMs. Granted, it’s not a pretty format but it worked. Wouldn’t be surprised if they changed that since then though.

Last time I was there, they had a Twitter Archive thing in the settings somewhere, does that not exist anymore?

Unfortunately I’ve studied English at uni thinking it might’ve in some capacity become useful by now. Alas, so far I’ve’d no opportunity to use the nonsense I’ve learnt other than to shitpost about it. Woe’m’st’ve’d is me.

It seems like this usage has survived in British dialects more than elsewhere, I’ll give you that.

You can, but would you? It sounds old-timey because it’s not how modern English works.

I have an apple - in this sentence, “have” is the main verb.

I have bought an apple - here, “to buy” is the main verb, the main action, while “have” is the auxiliary verb that lets you form the past tense “have bought”. The word “auxiliary” means helpful or supportive, an auxiliary verb supports, as it were, the main verb.

Let me teach you a thing: “have” can be “'ve” if it is an auxiliary verb. Ta-daah.

I can’t help you or your fucky language with “'m” or “'s” or “'re”.

I don’t know what you’re trying to say but this may be one of the worst possible ways to present it.

I really wouldn’t want to impose my way of remembering stuff onto you. I’m still looking for any task list… thing… that really helps me stay on top of things, so just so you know: nothing else has hit the spot either.

Any notification that is trying to help me needs to be as annoying and intrusive as possible. I just found an app to remind me of my meds that does full phone screen notifications with very annoying sound that you cannot easily dismiss without telling the app when to remind you next and I love it. So that might serve as a benchmark. (If it makes my watch vibrate that’s a definite bonus)

But: Please don’t feel like you need to cater to my needs. I’m ADHD, I have special needs. Unless you’re developing an app for neurodivergent people, I’m not your target audience. L

Develop the thing you would use.

70% of China’s millennials are Americans, Canadians and homeowners? Something’s not right…

5 Lemmybucks say he vibecodes his own financial tools.

Nice!

Although, unfortunately, a problem immediately presents itself: no notifications. I’m assuming that’s at least very difficult to implement if you’re trying to make it system agnostic? I’m scatterbrained and WILL forget any tasks exist if they don’t pipe up every once in a while. So this doesn’t really work for me, sorry :(

Aw :(

I’m on a shitty Xiaomi Android, using Firefox, if that matters.

Ah shit, you called it pony. 👈🏻 You son of a bitch, I’m in.

Who is that impossibly serene icon in green? My blood pressure would be through the roof and here she is just calmly sabotaging him in the most peaceful way.

Disagree. It’s only very recently in human history that we know about stuff that isn’t happening in our immediate surroundings. If we heard about it, there was at least a possibility we could affect it. Our brains have only started learning how to handle news from the other side of the world and to correctly assess whether it’s a threat and relevant to us.

Of course, this is not exactly healthy and makes us feel helpless which is why anxiety seems to be more common.

Fuck, yes, it’s bonking partners that are the only ones worth grieving for, obviously, not children. How could I get that so wrong? I have a lot to learn.

Skim Grimmy’s post history when you’re bored some time. It’s a ride and a half and I wouldn’t want to miss him.

“Hey, how’s life?” “Oh, good, thanks for asking. Well, y’know, after dad died it’s been difficult bu-” “omg shut up who cares he wasn’t your son girlfriend.”

Edit: I got the lore wrong lol