Well, tell it to your momma

According to my research, a Ford F-150 is approx. one small adult elephant, or 20 baby elephants. A Fiat 500 is about the same weight as four baby elephants.

Yeah but how heavy are 4 baby elephants? Is it more like one adult sized one or more like two?

That is the price of living in a democracy.

Growing up is getting used to being disappointed again and again.

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but they’re not great. It’s almost as if he made all of this up. You know, like an actor, playing a role.

No they’re not, they’re Catholic. It’s literally in the name.

So you’re saying, might as well give them a good reason?

Like, I honestly don’t understand what point you’re making here. If these fascists are going to lynch you even without a reason, how much more likely do you think they’ll do it if you give them one?

Unless you’re trying to volunteer to be lynched first in the hopes of saving others by giving them a chance to escape or whatever, I really can’t see good reason for why wearing a shirt like this would be “necessary”.

EDIT: whoa, six downvotes and not a single counterargument – you guys sure you’ve got the moral high ground when it comes to lynching?

Found the real programmer

So you’re cool with the racism and antisemitism, but ableism is where you draw the line?

Mitten

That’s a weird way of saying your grandpa never took you to Cracker Barrel.

Depends.

If they’re actually athletic, it’s ragebaiting. If they’re clearly out of shape, it’s insulting.

He seems nice.

How many have failed?

It’s called Benzin because that’s what goes into your Benz.

Hope you like microtransactions

Not everyone who says to Me, “Lord, Lord,” shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven.

Jesus didn’t live in a democracy, so he never talked about how people should exercise their right to vote, all he said was love your neighbor and pay your taxes. That’s why I said it’s cringe to invoke his name for the purpose of partisan politics, because anything you say about what he would or would not have approved of is pure speculation.

Also, I don’t vote (and I never have), so please stop blaming me for whatever issues you have with the current administration. I don’t rely on the government to make ends meet, so I’d rather not carry the burden of feeling responsible for whatever mess they’re deciding to create. If you feel like taking part in that process, that’s your choice, but I’m going to wash my hands clean of that guilt.