Pffh … Amateur assuming I’m using userspace tools while I input systemcalls directly.

You don’t have tine worrying about mental health problems when you are installing linux from scratch btw!

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exept when manufacturer don’t give a fuck and print whatever or nothing next to the port. like always

Crazy how Microsoft sold of their XBox brand to Sega, conserding that this single handetly made Sega the biggest video gaming company world wide!

Now combined with vong speak (german exclusive):

Vadder, du kein 1 rizz hast, du nur Mudda simpen tust. 1 cringe ey!

I bims 1 skibidi, aber 1 mudda voll rizz. Ohne sie ist alles 1 Pimmel. Sie bims GOAT.

Sie bims?

Sie bims.

Popups while driving? With buttons that have to be pressed for it to go away? What could possible go wrong diverting the attention of a driver this way?!

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