frankly cars and roads also make me irrationally mad

besides tire spikes, we ought to consider the death penalty for driving a car too /hj

RIP Vaush (1889 - 2024) he was cancelled by the woke mob 😔

May he rest in peace and I hope Jesus gives him all the horse cock he could wish for in heaven 🥺🙏

It was never over 🤯

We are so back 😎

I humbly apologize for having only a fraction of your immeasurable knowledge of Lemmy communities my good sire 😔

I have made a grave mistake by not appealing specifically to thine inclinations and daring to submit the funny image to a community for funny images 😔 😔 😔

gonna need to start practicing this

maybe it’ll help me get over my bad habit of feasting on my enemy’s flesh instead of just getting rid of the body 😇

pretend I’m whispering in your ear

^{Super idol de xiàoróng dōu méi nǐ de tián bā yuè zhèngwǔ de yángguāng dōu méi nǐ yàoyǎn}

the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎

honestly I’m only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized

Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft

Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed

stop I can only get so hard 🥴

yes it’s the real me this is my alt account that I use to take a break from all the bigotry and just be gay and shitpost

MFW

loafpilled and ricemaxxing

me when uhhh

the gotdamn uhhhhh

if I can’t read I won’t have to learn about the horrors of the world

out of sight, out of mind 😊🙈

Deer when they see a car coming towards them at 50mph: