Cigarettes are banned in the Federal prison system, and most other state prisons as far as I’m aware.

Where do you work that they don’t give performance appraisals?

The problem with being friendly, is that people keep wanting to push it further and actually become friends. I don’t have time for that, I’m full up.

Those doomsday instructions were in Georgia, and hillbillies blew them up a couple of years back.