Dr. Evil would tend to disagree.

No they are people who study the China Science.

Yes, and the people must go down them.

I have heard it said that space has a terrible secret.

Pretty sure they based that off of a real life press conference with “Governor Moonbeam” Jerry Brown where a reporter asked him how much a gallon of milk cost and he was like “$20?” after talking about how much of an average Joe he was or something similar. This was back in the 80s or 90s.

I mean actual pinball tables.

I’m pinball = arcade games old.