https://wafflegame.net/daily

Link for the lazy

What’s incredible to me is that the results really aren’t very good. We all know what they looked like young, and the AI version is just… Not Wright. No Hanks, AI.

Steering wheel looks like a gun which fits since it’ll probably kill you

Yes. The key is to turn off the motor, and get out before you start to worry about the battery.

Not a ritual but I’ve occasionally arrived home in the middle of an NPR story or a piece of music 🎶 that I’ve let finish before going inside.

Guess it ran out of steam

Headline should say coming TO the Fediverse.

“It’s coming for you!” has a more aggressive meaning.

Headline should say coming TO the Fediverse.

“I’m coming for you!” has a very different meaning

Yup, cancelled mine. Not that anyone will care, but it was the last straw for me

We can’t even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?

We had the Amazon Rainforest…

“A report from The Wall Street Journal released last week found that Polymarket may have been “manipulated” by a small group of users to support Trump. According to the Journal’s research, four mysterious accounts spent around $30 million betting on Trump in recent weeks, which tipped the platform in the former president’s favor.”

Smithereens!

Any burglars in her vicinity would be taken out by the Secret Service. But if her husband was home alone, he might have to defend himself. See: Mr. Pelosi

Ah, but you’re forgetting, there’s a population of 200 TNR cats at Disneyland! Oh wait, I’m not sure if DisneyWorld has cats too. In California, cats have been there longer than Sleeping Beauty’s Castle.

Try putting on your right blinker, sometimes they get the message you’re encouraging them to pass.

This sent me to Wikipedia for kiwifruit, where I read the Chinese characters translate as “macaque peach,” but I don’t know if that means “peach-ish fruit macaques like to eat” or “peach-ish fruit with fur like a macaque.”

I think we can skip the " Chinese gooseberry" interval.

I assume the Kiwi who rebranded them as “kiwifruit” 🥝 intended both “from New Zealand” and “sorta looks like a kiwi bird.”

Tbf, there is a resemblance to a pinecone, especially if you’re not exactly getting the plumpest, ripest specimens.

You could preface it with a location and distance: “Buckingham Palace is about 3 parsecs over yonder as the crow flies,” the Bajoran said, waving a limb vaguely. “Or perhaps a Romulan Warbird instead of a crow.”

Don’t forget 20% “service fee” which is pocketed by the owner.