Oh god, I needed to read this comment to actually understand the joke of the post.

I wish it were that easy in German!

Probably joy/happiness

What always annoyed me about that claim was that mac isn’t magically virus safe but rather was so unpopular that nobody would have bothered to code malware to run on it.

As I‘m eager to learn: How would you explain (LI5) what a VPN is? I was never happy about this „it’s like a tunnel through the internet“ trope.

Since the pandemic I have realised that doctors are just people as well and will make up bs as it suits them as well. Like those fake mask exemptions and what not…

At my last dermatologist appointment he asked me unsolicited „so how many times did you receive the poison injection?“ First I thought he was referring to chemo because we were talking about my cancer. But then he clarified he meant the Covid vaccine.

What’s the federated versions of Facebook and Instagram?

I CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED.

TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.

Easy to make it look a little more

Isn’t the MAC address fixed to the hardware? Am I growing old?

Care to share your recipe?

You don’t have to do it religiously. You can eat meat in one occasion, and avoid it in another. Especially these days the meat-supplements are getting pretty good. I would opt for them more often if they weren’t more expensive than real meat.

I feel the same about lobster and crayfish. A lot of work for a lot of money and very little gain.

For me they get repetitive too quickly. “I wonder what will happen!” “We’ve never done this before!” “Will it get crushed?” “JESUS it got so crushed!!” “That was awesome!” “Please like comment and subscribe”

Probably just those with a slot, not a tray.

Hessen confirms

My first thought was „Ooph, that heating bill!“ Am I getting old?

Pilots have no business being on there. Just because people are scared of flying, doesn’t mean it’s actually dangerous.

What ever happened to the poem guy?

You can, just need to plug in. Only wireless is limited.