How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

Completely different things. 'Muricans captured that land in a fair fight, so it’s theirs now by the right of conquest.

Also known as the entirety of Sunday

Ackchually, the law requires them to admit they’re a spy if you ask them specifically

British-made tanks are about to sweep Putin’s conscripts aside

Yay, our war machines will kill more people. But we’ll call them “Putin’s conscripts”, as if they are inanimate units controlled by the evil Putin personally, and not real people.

99% of known deaths