Good. The US’s only hope for the future is if tech companies float the whole economy themselves. So every customer lost is a good thing for the world.

Why you no share

It’s called Montezuma’s revenge on Mexico. So in America what should we call it?

Trump’s Tummy Troubles? America’s Enema?

Wait there were only two babies born in the hospital that day. And they fucked it up. Did the nurse flip a coin or something?

Middle management will be a robot. Just shows that capital is the laziest people ever

You mean to tell me my trans friends and family are holding out on me?! They have stashes of CPU/GPUs. Who knew?

Or the US, or OPEC…

They stole it. I mean it’s obvious.

I Mean who hasn’t done this at least once.

Chickens for KFC!

My favorite past time is traveling to Florida just to flush imported crocodiles and anacondas down Disney toilets.

Someone should track to see the total decline in usage.

Not to be mean but they 100% look like lizard people wearing a poorly made skin suit

Their state is going to be under water in ten years…

Now they don’t have to wait for you to put your daughter into modeling or beauty contest. They can access her right through your Wi-Fi.

Ya because our government is ran by clowns.

Hey. Don’t hate until you have tried it. Maybe they’re onto something?

I’d be willing to give them the whole Trump family…