Ya we’re essentially their servants.

This his home so hard. My pups just marched into the living room to demand dinner. My cattle dog was straight up knocking the controller out of my hand. (if you have a cattle dog you understand my pain)

We should nationalize Boeing

The Bible stopped being a real guide for American Christians the moment they landed on our coast

Ya it’ll be a cold day in hell before Instagram requires men to hide their nipples. Just shows how ingrained America’s views on sex, sexuality and gender are in Christianity.

Technical there was room for two on that door

Along with eating the CEO with a side of Jeff Bezos

Yup. It’s not like they asked to have other people’s stuff in their museums. They killed and conquered, then took anything that wasn’t nailed down.

Ya but the toilet is in the shower and the bowl is two inches from the wall

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https://youtu.be/An9nhAUUFE0

Ya but Trump has a replacement Bluetooth ear. That’s the only way to explain his magical ear healing powers

All I read was, Eat more Doritos to become invisible…