It’s gonna be a fine, swell day!

That’s actually really clever!

This requires the legs to be all the same height and the floor to cause the wobble. That doesn’t happen often irl, but I’ve done it a few times and it always makes me happy when it works

If that ain’t the name of a New York police chief from the 80s with Polish heritage, I don’t know what is

Looks like they are using a Prio based protocol. If they are using Prio2+, I think this article is likely overblown. EDIT: I mixed up my sources - Mozilla tested Prio for telemetry collection. They are using a system called IPA for ads, and I don’t know whether there are formal guarantees for this system

Does Firefox explain what measures they’ve taken to protect their aggregation servers? If so, this is a perfectly fine and practical method for privacy preservation

Me too! Theyre creepy commercials!

Yea I could see that. They’re targeting the people that are scared of society

Wtf is Texas secretly bougie or something?

That boy’s mother is working 2 jobs to feed her kids and protect them from the horrors of the world. What an innocent time

I think that might be what it means to have an opinion tbh…

Love to see Snow Crash references

I do wonder how many are bots. Most of Twitter is bots anyway