Nobody ever gives the cow any credit…

I misread you as saying “Thanks late stage filesystem.” 🤣

Protips:

• walk everywhere fast. About as fast as if you don’t get to the toilet immediately, there will be a serious accident
• when someone asks ‘How are you?’ or how you’re going, the first words out of your mouth are “Busy” or “Flat out!”. Adding anything after that is optional.
• Bonus points for always being the one to initiate the break off in a conversation. Look at watch, “Well, I gotta run, XYZ is due…”
• The immaculate hat-trick is combining all three without breaking stride as you blast last someone

And as a little boy, I always had 10 years experience in a technology that’s 5 years old.

Ahh, so the Arctic and Antarctica were also not kung-fu fighting…

Money pwease!

Harris should bait him again:

“If Trump is too scared to show up to debate me, then I’ll just use that time for a town hall with a crowd that doesn’t get bored and leave half way through”.

its five founding companies (AWS, Huawei, Google, Microsoft, and Mozilla).

aka ’ the coalition of the shilling’

In the darkened boardroom of ShittyStreamingService, the presentation continues:

“…and so we’ve set our price at $15 per month. This is a reasonable price that everyone in our target demographics can afford.”

What the numpties at ShittyStreamingService haven’t considered is that yes, maybe I can afford $15 per month. But I can’t afford it for each of the 7,836 different streaming/music/gaming services!!

Couple of things that might be useful:

• Setup remote desktop access using VNC/RDP. It can be useful to access your PC etc while using your phone or other devices. Or accessing a raspberry pi on your main PC
• Setup a virtual machine and install Windows in it. It might be a good way to think about migrating to linux as your main OS
• Steam. See how performance on Linux compares to Windows for your games.

IT’S

COOLFILE.NAM

THERE IS ONLY 8.3 AND THERE IS ONLY UPPERCASE

Also known as “Not enough” XD

I want a 473ml of beer, please and thank you.

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I’m certifiably insane, have a doctorate in frustration, and many studies published of “Oh, fuck, what is this? I don’t have time for this now, I have shit to get done”.

Good luck.

Because they keep forgetting.

Ba-dum-tish!

Without a VPN, your ISP will have some level of meta data. It may be as little as you did a DNS lookup of a pirate site and downloaded 2.14GB of data from that site.

Is that illegal? Depends on what country/state you are in.

Does it support an external Bluetooth HR monitor?

Apparently, an app does that

One shop I was at had a manual process going with cash only purchases.

That blew up when I ordered 3 things and the ‘cashier’ didn’t know how to add them together. They didn’t have calculator on Windows available🤣

I told them the total and change to give me, but lent them the calculator on my phone so they could verify for themselves 🤣

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