I‘d say that caring for yourself is an important step towards caring for others and having the strength to do so.

Yeah, if you wanted something a bit more legit, https://www.highlandtitles.com/ offers to become a „Lord/Lady of the Glen“™️. And they are open about it being just for fun. They state:

**You will be addressed by your choice of Laird, Lord or Lady of the Glen by us and within our 300,000+ strong community. Please note you cannot buy a noble title. This is for enjoyment purposes only. *You obtain a personal right to a souvenir plot of land. Highland Titles remains as the registered landowner and manages the land on your behalf.

But you get a nice printout and some trinkets as well…

In my town there ist one restaurant which offers this as smoker’s breakfast, including coffee.

As a young adult, last year in school and first year out I kind of had this. There was a bar in our town where we went to, not every day but very often. It was a great time!

True! I had a herding dog (if that’s the correct term) once and she would always be very nervous if the herd (my family) was getting too far away from each other and start to nip at our ankles to get us closer to each other again. Great dog!