How dare people checks notes want a degree of representation in the media and hobbies they enjoy.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my day job of signing up 16 year olds to multi year contracts with the military…”

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt

“You’re talking mad shit for someone standing in baelfire range”

Luxury gay space communism or bust

So many people could own homes if it wasn’t for that damn coffee and avocado toast they get once a week. Why, with the savings from skipping those indulgences they could buy a house in just a few hundred decades as long as prices don’t ever go up.

There could be secret Hamas tunnels under those children!