Time to unionize, I think.
Time to unionize, I think.
McTook’s, now serving second breakfast and elevensies all-day!
All I know is he didn’t kill himself
According to google, a deer has a height between 0.85 to 1.5 metres. According to the Texas Almanac, the Lone Star State extends 801 straight-line miles (from north to south). This equates to 1289084,54 metres.
Taking this into account, a deer is between 0,00000066 and 0,0000012 Texas.
I hope this helps.
Americans hate this simple trick!
You’re the perfect portrait of sportsmanship
I’ts getting harder and harder to mirror your punniness
Thank you for zooming in on my negativity. I will reflect on it in my (dark) room tonight.
Get a grip, Dagwood!
Although, looking through a more self-compassionate lens, we all fail sometimes. I can certainly picture myself doing so.
Let’s not mince words, this looks kinda disgusting!
I shutter at the thought of not being able to come up with a pun
The gold is in the comments
Hey, if it works for you go for it. Just don’t do it around kids. Or non-consenting adults, now that I’m thinking about it.
We have a pissposting community for images like this!
Damn. I keep being surprised by how many people take stuff online way too seriously. Good meme, you get my seal of approval
The one who should not be drawn.