Fuck yeah I do!! I got a metal jug I carry around for work and I have another metal yeti mug for home. Hydration is important.

Or just ignore him. Didn’t aipac already primary Massie for speaking against the war in Iran?

You know I am hetero, and the more I live the more I find out I do gay things.

I used to think that me being gay came down to if I wanted to bang another guy or play his dick or something.

Now that I’m in my 40s, I’ve been told I do all sorts of gay things. Like think dogs and cats are cute. I said “aww look at the puppy” and some guy asked me if I was gay as a response. I was also told using your tip toes to reach something is gay. Now I find out my normal quick walking pace is gay.

All these rules are confusing. I think straight guys think about what makes gay people gay way too much.

Who is he looking at in Envy? I think he should be staring at Obama for that pic. Unless it’s Kushner, Trudeau, or someone like that.

Maybe one day he will fulfill his dreams of being a Trans Bimbo Slut named Crystal.

S4 is coming to Netflix this week! Super excited. Alan Tudyk is funnier than I thought he was gonna be. No hate to him. I love the show. It’s quirky and campy in the right way.

The mayor and his wife, the sheriff, and my main babe D’arcy. D’arcy is awesome and I have no idea how she is able to do all those things. She owns the bar, does rescue mountaineering crap, and is the town drunk. I’m sure I’m forgetting things. How strong is this woman? I remember her climbing up an ice wall while helping someone out of a cave in.

Those were some good eats.

I’m not sure why you put the /s. Heroin is on my bucket list. If I get cancer and I’m gonna die anyway. Fuck chemo. Gimme some fun drugs and let me ride it till I break.

Well the row of apartments along the edge of it is called billionaires row, so I’m pretty sure it’s high.

I swear that his time with Venezuela didn’t mean anything. It was just real quick, in and out. It was just his first land grab. Ya know to get it out of the way.

The next one will be better. He’ll take his time, light candles, and make it nice.

Now the butter stick definitely could be popular in the us.

Yeah. It’s really was the beginning of the end. So many fans felt taken advantage of. I got the Saturn and it was great but the releases between them all were too close and too much.

I heard the fertilizer thing was only for a specific type of fertilizer. Someone posted in Lemmy that they were working at a home depot or Lowe’s or something when the Oklahoma City bombing happened, and they claim some undercover FBI guy was trying to get him to mention the type of fertilizer they needed. Idk. Could just be bullshit. I never had the need to test it out.

So God cursed Satan to crawl on his belly forever and Satan is like LOL I’ll transform to a different shape? Seems like a weak God.

Oh jabba the hutts son is a good guy? I just assumed he was a bad guy when I heard he was in it.

Phones that are locked can still be used to call 911 and whoever you put in your emergency contact.

Did he pronounce it with a hard or soft J?

The horrors persist, but so do I.

Your scalloped potatoes are fucked, barb!

I’ll be gone till November.