Tony Stark created likeability with a box of scraps in a cave!

I think you mean round child.

My mom was just saying 2 days ago as we walked down our street, she doesn’t understand why so many people come home in the evening and just sit in their cars. Like, you’re home. Go in your home. We could come up with plenty of scenarios for people to do it once in a while, but for so many it’s like a ritual.

Yep

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

I don’t think he’s talking about people who want better quality Marvel movies; I think he’s talking about people who think Marvel movies can’t be good by definition, by virtue of what they are. It’s totally fine to not like them, if that’s not your thing, but some people are just snobs who want to sneer at what they see as beneath them.

I want to kiss her snoot.

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

Because gays, duh.

This is the premise of Johnny Got His Gun, an anti-war novel by Dalton Trumbo.

I would like the option to make it public on my community. I have asked people not to downvote amateur bakers for just trying to improve their skills but some assholes don’t listen.

At least twice a week.

Putting in a plug for the Indyx app. You photo all your individual wardrobe pieces and use the app to make new outfits of them. I’ve found it helpful and fun.

Only 77? Dude’s young enough to serve two terms as president.

As usual, you have to be born with certain good looks.

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When I die, I want my ashes to be scattered over the people I didn’t like.

It def involves crypto.

Kind of like how some bugs paralyze another bug species and lay their eggs in it, so when the babies hatch, they have food.

Two words: Pinocchio nipples