Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.
Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.
Certified granny grabber.
It was a fun little adventure.
Think i got them at the John Wayne Airport when I used a $5 bill in a vending machine. This was at Anaheim CA at a 4 start hotel I was at for a business trip. Had a similar experience at a Seattle hotel. Most vending machines that take money now will do $1-10 and pump out dollar coins as change.
I was staying at a hotel, and a vending machine gave me back Sac dollars. I went to the front desk to buy something from the stand and handed over 4 Sac dollar coins. The young girl stared at the coins with a puzzled look, fliping it back and forth, reading the coin. She says she has to go and talk to her manager. The manager comes out laughing and tells her to ring me up as paying $4 cash.
How can you tell if an accountant is introverted?
They stare down at their shoes when talking to you.
How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted?
They stare down at your shoes when talking to you.
My dad was similar. Guess thats a good thing looking back. I’m going to teach my kid pivot tables so they can rule the world.
*Mavis Beacon.
Anyone responsible for the family IT services had to learn cmd.
Who turned out the lights?
My phone hasn’t been working for 6 hours now. Only wifi calling is working. Although this shit has been going like clockwork around 3pm for me everyday. I only switched to ATT since my building has ATT repeaters and it was the onlyway to male calls and use data. So it sucks ass outside of my fortress of a building.
Burn the heratic
I wish Dewalt could make do half as good as the pack out but every new system has been a big miss.
I started with Ryobi but they kept busting. I’m the type of home owner thatll remodel a kitchen or bathroom so I use them a little above average.
Dewalt if you want it to last forever
Milwuakee if you want to put it in a cool box
Ryobi if you’re broke but dont live near a harbor freight
Festool if you have a trust fund
I hated the original Saturn controllers.
Not if the Supreme court has something to say.
The answer is they are. Its a BMW.
Just now!?
#RrrrrrReeeeemix