Posadas [he/him, they/them]

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

Ah yes, God’s anxiety critters

"Canada."

Anything more than a plain html website is bourgeois decadence.

What if we created another Kessler syndrome orbiting in the opposite direction to cancel out the first one,

Lefties: DEATH TO AMERIKKKA!

Amerikkka: Sure can do.

Lefties: Wait, not like that!

— Volcel Vanguard

(I know our emojis are a bit bugged at the moment, but…)

Certified moment

More and more people are saying this.