Biological males can also lactate, it just takes a lot more effort.

Well, I stand corrected.

Buddy must have had less than 3 life.

I love this.

Not only was the piloting bad, so was the camera work. Holy fuck, keep the thing in the centre of the shot.

Somebody call the internet police!

When this happens to me 9 times out of 10 there is a build up of lint in the charging port.

And if they already paid for a certain amount of ads? What if there is a contract and they are obligated to have their ads on the platform for a certain amount of time? There are any number of reasons why they can’t just pull the plug , no matter how much they may or may not want to.

Games as a service is a scam.

A certain someone has a penchant for making sweet love to upholstered furniture (allegedly).

I used to not mind them, now I do. They over did it and I can’t go back. I will block ads untill I can’t and then I’ll probably climb a clock tower with an Uzi.

I won’t really climb a clock tower with an Uzi.

I made the switch to mint a few months ago. Its astounding to me just how slowly windows boots and I never noticed until I made the switch.

You got me, Lemmy. I caught the Linux from you and I can’t go back.

That’s not possible. Everything on the internet is super serious.

Silly, me I hadn’t thought of that. I guess I should take a small loan of a million dollars from my father.

If they want that they should make it financially viable to do so. I want kids, but realistically I can’t afford it. I’m not going to be irresponsible and inflict existence on somebody if I can’t care for them properly.

Kirby could definitely eat steel beams tho.

I knew a guy in the army. It was part of his training for gas masks.

That’s entirely too reasonable, how am I supposed to argue with you now?

Justice hasn’t been served until he has been sentenced and is in prison. Until then, this is all premature.

Because while this headline seems perfectly normal, it really shouldn’t be. This reaction is one from a satire and yet it is really happening.