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  • RatoGBM@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldHe's ready for anything
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    10 months ago

    I lived in Russia, and in History class I was taught that Stalin singlehandedly showed up to save those poor helpless Europeans from bloody nazis, because it was the right thing to do.

    When I loved in Europe, it were the Jewish partisans who won WW2 through brain drain on Germany, and the stupid Nazis killed themselves.

    In the US I found out that the thing in Europe was typical Medieval European Kingdoms in a fight, and the real high-tech stuff was in the Pacific.

    Now as a programmer, I know who truly won WW2: it was our legendary bro Alan all along.