Stop trying to make fetched a thing.

Shaka, when the walls rizzed.

Groovy is acceptable, but only in the way Ash from the Evil Dead uses it.

We have to wait for the government to finish shitting the bed, then the corpos can take over and sell whatever bullshit the CEOs think it’s rad.

That’s what the long nails are for.

Damp Wizard

I’m having a terrible anxiety flashback from installing Ubuntu on a netbook back in 2010. It was like a 20 command process that required babysitting and a second computer. It felt like each thing I fixed broke two other things.

Things are better now, thankfully.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

Elon Musk will be alone until the day he dies. It doesn’t matter how many people he pays to surround him.

He will always be alone.

He will never know a friend.

He should give up. Now.

He will always be alone.

Y’see, that’s not quite how it works.

https://youtu.be/32uqsXymi10

Nothing can stop me now, because I don’t care any more.

It’s actually refreshing that a tech company isn’t putting out a barely upgraded yearly iteration just to cash in on fanboys/collectors.

Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.

And when Mercury is in retrograde, you can make an excuse for anything being kind of shitty or off.

Only because the drummer was busy under your girlfriend. /Owned

Goddamnit.

Who doesn’t like going for a swim when the K kicks in?

Missed the chance to have a Ministry of Peace.