My sometimes lying rice cooker does a high pitched beeping. So high pitched my husband who can’t hear high pitched sounds can’t hear it.

It’s lovely when the cat distribution system works!

…cool. I hadn’t considered this issue yet, despite being an identical twin.

(We look different enough it probably will be fine in me and twin’s case, but others, guh)

Ahh, my second boyfriend.

He was an idiot but tried to convince me I was the idiot.

There’s usually something in the headline that makes my brain go “oh its uttar pradesh again” but. They both have roads. That have potholes. And have ambulances. And I once again let my brain go “maybe this time!” and I was tricked by my own brain again!

Always wash fabrics you bring home before use!

Every single time I read it I juggle between Uttar Pradesh and the Upper Peninsula. Cause one is much much closer to me.

It’s never the Upper Peninsula.

Rubber duck can be used in the tub, so it’s the clear winner!

I like feathered dinosaurs. I like imagining them being very colorful!

I mean the dentist ground down the spikes left by the shattered tooth until I could get in and get it pulled, and the dust tastes like. Well. Dust?

I had a tooth shatter in my jaw (stupid wisdom teeth) and the shards tasted of nothing, so I agree. Nothingness.

God I love Kelly’s comics.

Each store has to take care of a part of the lot, but this is all secondhand info from employees working in the stores. So I’d assume one of the stores is fine with the yapping tower thing on one of their spots, even if the other stores aren’t.

I’m assuming the higher ups for one of the more corp stores allows them there. The people actually working the stores hate them.

They’re more annoying than the guy who use to setup a speaker and and do busking in the parking lot. At least he provided some kind of service and not…that.

Hate it. It’s so annoying. The stores in the area hate it because it pisses people off and they complain to the stores and them the stores are like we hate them as well but the cops put them there.

Is that why I hated the entire thing at first blush? I was already keeping such an eye on myself to make sure my brain isn’t drifting I see the “come drift your brain” machine and went >:(

It is in my mind and I actively have to remember to write it out ;_;

Sometimes when I’m sick and the brain fog is worse, I’ll forget to turn off a burner, especially if I was using multiple burners, as I’ll have turned off some at least.

But my husband knows and usually we see after an hour or so. Because of this though nothing flammable is ever even close to the stove. I also check before bed in case. I think he does as well.

I have tried, it’s only possible if you butter him up with cookies first, and that only had a fifty percent chance!