A car is a corolla to me. The platonic ideal.

Yes. I’m talking about when the employee is buying their own groceries they check the eggs!

Supermarket employee doesn’t care. Supermarket employee also checks the eggs before buying them!

My mother taught me this at the store when we were little. The lady next to us got this like…fucking sudden realization on her face and she checked her eggs as well. It was wild lol.

They were popular when I was young, but even them so many were dry?? Maybe I just had very specific taste as a kid. Mom baked a fair deal and taught me how to do I just made cookies myself!

Hello stagehand! My dad was one. Good luck! Be safe!

Especially when I’m trying to get through shopping! Move to one siiiideeeeee!

I also like our use of electricity and air conditioning!

As I was running my fingers through my hair, I was struck with I’m just a monkey with delusions of not monkiness.

Milk and mayonnaise, no water lol. For a packet that I have, one cup milk, one cup mayonnaise, and one packet. Mix well. Chill to thicken, serve cold!

Powder was like the original way they sold it, I thought! You mixed it in fresh at home!

I was told to smile.

While I was wearing a face mask.

Even when it’s stupid they say it!!

(He realized after a second and fucking skedaddled at least)

I only know cwtch because I’ve seen it in a book somewhere. The rest I’d have to guess at with a shakey knowledge of how Welsh…looks I guess lol

I’d rather not. I usually put out water for them and the birds and the rabbits. I might yell at the squirrels, but I don’t want them dead.

The little fucks love scampering.

I hate them.

(I also do nothing to stop them so it’s on me)

Yeah, tumors love to grow teeth ;_;

I’ve heard about the tooth regrowing so much I’m like “ehhh never happening in my lifetime, got it”. I hope I’m wrong!

Star Trek does dip into horror occasionally, but I didn’t expect this lol. I’m interested! I really hope it’s good!

My issue with the back is I have long hair so my hair will cover the design! But the front my tits will make that image…real real stretchy.

Stupid human bodies!!

I think that just proves your office people are all vampires.