Jason is also trying to enter the dog show for possibly nefarious purposes but turns out to be completely normal. But the protagonist only sees it from weird angles until the end.

The food noise is miserable. It’s cruel and mean! Hate it.

My property taxes go overwhelmingly to the school (well like 52 percent where nothing else is close to that big) and I’ll never have kids.

I like the kids educated that do exist though! Like damn we need them educated!

My grandmother told me how when she was in school, each year some kids would not show up and just never come back.

They had polio and were in Iron lungs or got a disease like measles and died.

My entire family is vaccinated. The misery she told, no. Fuck that.

If we take your eyeballs and take my teeth (“You have the roots of a 6’5” man" inside my 5’4" female body) we have the start of a good build!

Which of us is Doctor Frankenstein though?

I have the Jorts and Jean mod, and so yeah. Yeah they are worth chatting to. And not being friends with everyone would make Jorts sad.

I never liked putting them in the soup, cause the soup was the best way to get everyone maxed quickly.

Love Richard Ayoade.

Easier now twin does the shopping and I text the list so sometimes the list grows too much.

I already knew that, unfortunately!

Everything I learn about him is against my will.

I love Weird Al Yankovic so much!!

Neat! I either followed accounts from elsewhere, or they randomly found me and I found them back, or or I started using tags and people comment on my things and we follow each other sometimes.

The packs are probably much easier!

Because they trust us to not step on them. They see that we try to avoid them, and so, of course we won’t hurt them!

Smart but not quite smart enough to realize accidents happen lol.

They do seem to know if someone is disabled though and tend to either run faster (to clear the person’s path faster) or give a wider birth from what I’ve seen. They have to be near the human for awhile to realize though, that’s a learning curve for them.

Sounds like a nightmare for insurance purposes, at least here in the states.

Given they tried to claim my identical twin was not my father’s child but I was. (Twin cost a lot lot more. I was nicu for a week, they were nicu for a month)

The insurance company did not win that argument.

You claim one twin you claim both your dinguses.

My favorite episode!

I sort of forgot garages existed and just. Thought you had a car sneaking into your house?

Don’t those bunnies deserve a garden right at their doorstep?? XD I hope the gardening goes well!

My sometimes lying rice cooker does a high pitched beeping. So high pitched my husband who can’t hear high pitched sounds can’t hear it.

It’s lovely when the cat distribution system works!