The union sometimes gives out food packages to random members, and we got the big package one year. A small version of this was in there and I was delighted!

And when we were done it immediately appeared in my sewing room like magic!

I have faint memories of the theme song and I know I haven’t watched the show. It might be a mind virus.

Hook and loop fastener or something long and unwieldy

I’ve seen parmesan ice cream so maybe it works but I generally prefer modified Rocky road ice cream.

As a child I only ever knew of the chocolate version of truffles and man, having had both…child me was right. Chocolate truffles are the best.

“I have memory issues!” is true and generally people then apologize to me! As though they have me the memory issues!

I don’t think they did…

Eggs in America must be refrigerated and are sold in the cold section of the stores.

Ohhh that’s why I have some community bans!

I have some in the pantry if you need them. Still good, they were not part of the cleanup!

I loved that about Recettear, could sell food I found in a dungeon for god knows how long, and even for huge prices if things were marked up! Bad grain harvest this year? But some century old bread for like 200!!

Humans were mean but books were not. I never thought it would get me far, that was my parents very misguided assumptions.

My mother wanted two, got two at once, went “DONE NOW” and it was for the best.

Even things like chicken nuggets have it in them so I just decided long ago to make peace with the bathroom and accept dairy.

I full on get vomitty if I get too hot. Give me winter. Give me cold.

A car is a corolla to me. The platonic ideal.

Yes. I’m talking about when the employee is buying their own groceries they check the eggs!

Supermarket employee doesn’t care. Supermarket employee also checks the eggs before buying them!

My mother taught me this at the store when we were little. The lady next to us got this like…fucking sudden realization on her face and she checked her eggs as well. It was wild lol.

They were popular when I was young, but even them so many were dry?? Maybe I just had very specific taste as a kid. Mom baked a fair deal and taught me how to do I just made cookies myself!

Hello stagehand! My dad was one. Good luck! Be safe!