I’m so pissed at Google, we got it like 5 years ago and it was half decent but it feels like they’ve been enshittifying the assistant so that way they can phase it out for gEmInI before they sunset it completely I’m sure. 🤮

I told it verbatim but she just said, “but Apple stores are super bright and have huge windows?”

I tried telling my wife this joke and these two comments are the first things that she points out. I guess this joke is a dad dud hahaha

Wow I heard this one out loud hahaha thank you

Smart move regardless

Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year

I heard this louder than literally any other comment I’ve read this year

I reflexively licked my gums and found myself strangely disappointed.

Adonde vamos no necistamos calles.

I got my first speeding ticket on high school blasting Rock You Like A Hurricane by the Scorpions, I understand this disease. This song is also most likely to be the one I get my next one to though hahaha, it’s an absolute high octane thrill fest of a jam.

Pop shove that in your pipe and smoke it my dude 😎

Somebody’s watching me - Rockwell

Jet - Not even once

Spice Jesus is just Australian Space Jesus

Based

This is one of the first posts I’ve seen that blows my mind about the possibility of AI for art that isn’t just mishmash.

This just in, game franchise aimed towards kids is lambasted for being for kids. Shocked Pikachu face WE GOT OLD. ITS OKAY.

Please take this inflammatory comment back to “shitty reddit that was better”. It’s not welcome here. Wow let’s assume drug abuse from someone who has a different opinion. Yeah now THAT sounds like a “shitty take”.

I definitely much prefer the esoteric lines and diagrams I can’t stand watching a video to fold, it sucks rewinding and pausing to try and keep up. Hey is there anybody else out there fucking around with pirated PDFs, Tanteidan conventions, and Double Tissue?

Funny joke. Everyone laughs.