Jay

Pouring gas over everything and lighting it by tossing a lit cigarette into the puddle. It does not work that way.

To be fair a lot of wells didn’t/don’t have good water either but we were not very good at testing or noticing that kind of thing until people started dropping.

You’re correct, but I just want to point out that it isn’t advisable to drink or cook with water that comes from your hot water tank. Hot water can (and usually will) corrode metal parts from your tank and plumbing and can be contaminated by all sorts of nasty stuff that won’t go away even if you boil the water first.

https://www.denverwater.org/tap/psa-dont-drink-or-cook-with-hot-water-from-the-tap?size=n_21_n

If you look it up on youtube, you can see for yourself the insane amount of crap that builds up inside a hot water tank over time. https://youtu.be/kAzKts6Wp1Q?si=UMPzHcIoSRdSgJ4g&t=88

I remember the summer that happened. I was a kid that lived 1100 miles away in Canada and can still recall the haze and smell we had that summer.

Volcanoes are scary as hell.

In my case it’s because the last several owners of this house were idiots that cheaped out on everything and thought they knew better than the professionals do… my plumbing is a wonderful variety of crap soldered to different crap that I think was partially salvaged from the Titanic or something.

And since I’m renting, I have no ambition to rip anything out and fix it properly unless it breaks.

That’s my kitchen sink. Takes forever to get hot water but the bathroom (Which is further from the tank) takes half the time.

The joys of an old house.

Is that the legendary pee tape?

You can do that with the 9 volt batteries and feel how much “tingle” they have, but never heard of it working with aa batteries. Wouldn’t he have to stick the whole thing in his mouth to complete the circuit?

Have they tried turning their government off and on again?

The door parked itself, I parked the rest of it.

I’ve owned a car like that. Drove that thing for years until the driver’s side door fell off and I parked it.

Or like the warning on my corded electric shaver- “Do not use underwater.”

Makes me sad that I can’t shave in my tub while I’m making my morning toast.

Wouldn’t your drinks be warmer if kept in there?

As soon as they think there’s money in it.

at 50, everyone has the face he deserves.

Welp, I’m screwed.

“Oh, and by the way would you mind corkscrewing grampa over there?”

That’s because we let supply side jesus take the wheel.

Ya it’s not a good look of things to come, but so far it’s not a huge issue (yet).

Normally it’s blocked by default which is pretty easy to get around (It’s just a setting toggle) but apparently Samsung added a second “safety” autoblocker to a recent update. (Which can also be turned off, so I’m not sure what all the fuss is about, aside from being a mild inconvenience.) https://www.androidauthority.com/enable-sideloading-one-ui-6-1-1-3463446/

I’m glad to know I’m not the only freak here.