“Moisturize me.”

They’re scrambling.

Trump is a moron and so are his supporters. It’s a moron horde.

How does it zoom in on all their butts?

Throw another hotdog on the uranium! It’s almost time for The President’s Daily Truthcast.

These scientists haven’t read the Epstein files where our masters discuss letting climate change kill vast swathes of the population. The plan is for us to bake. Not to make clean air.

His hubris is the only interesting thing about him.

f i r m a m e n t

Similar studies get reposted year after year because the results are valid. I didn’t start running regularly until the day I almost killed myself. I decided running would be good to help get that feeling out of my chest. It’s been fairly effective for years. I still get depressed, but it’s more mild.

It is abuse.

All of this is revenge for the collapse of the Soviet Union. Mortal wounds are the point.

Science is like…the only thing that isn’t a dream.

Yes this is my fear also. But globally.

And the US commits national suicide.

It is!

Try a revolution of the mind. Instead of looking for people who vibe with you, try to identify people with whom you can vibe. Instead of trying to get people to like you, allow yourself to like someone else. Then give that person a small compliment about the thing you like about them. “I like this guy’s jokes.” They will understand that you’re a fan, and you will have a mew friend.

This news coming on thanksgiving is like a multi-irony.

There are! They’re called thermostatic faucets.

Didn’t have to rape Jane Doe. Just wanted to.

It falls to the earth in rain and snow. That’s probably a more insurmountable threat than backpacks.