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12·1 month agoLife gave me a lemon. My mind turned it into lemonade.
Both have the same etymology and original meaning: to stand!
Everything’s coming up RAZORS!
This is the correct response.
32·2 months agoWe need to start acting like this is sabotage by foreign agents. The administration is a wrecking ball with a Russian flag on it. It’s a treason unparalleled in history.
There are so many double-edged swords lying around these days I feel like it’ll be death by a thousand cuts from double-edged swords.
Bread Dip Soup sounds amazing right now
Oh goodie
I thought they found some people who had been living behind the mountain for 6,000 years and nobody spotted them before.
Yeah, man. I’m cruisin’ down the road of life in a car made out of bones.
Time to go for a walk.
As the sugar and flour are crude compared to the cookie.
No pics of course
Nothing important has ever fit in my budget, and I’m 40. Will I ever be able to pay for a life?
This is severely moronic.
Probably more if you factor in all the added stress.