High I’m Potato-eeeee

Take it up with Ada.

Mic drop.

I’m a really big fan of depraved sex but you wouldn’t catch me on either end of a Margaret Thatcher spit roast.

I’m pretty sure Margaret Thatcher would be turning in her grave if she knew she was being compared to Harris.

What a waste of sperm.

Scientology is the one true religion and anyone who hasn’t made it to at least Operating Thetan V gets set to an eternity long timeshare presentation.

It’s the internet, you’re not supposed to agree.

You’re supposed to call me a dumbass and explain in detail why.

I think the dementia diagnosis lead to his suicide but I think his life-long struggles with depression made him relatable enough to be a comedian that could become successful and not lose that relatability, unlike some one like Jerry Seinfeld.

He was pretty open about struggling with depression for most of his life.

Like Robin Williams!

Compte professionnel, hey?

Sounds legit.

Want my bank account info?

I can’t until they publish the x files.

Just drink until your liver feels better.

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They all used to be alive too.

That’s why I’m voting for Rachele Fruit!

I’d like it if George Clooney put his butthole in my face while I was watching TV.

God damn I always forget how hot that redhead is.

I’m still waiting for Sean Hannity to get waterboarded like he promised he would.

I bet I could make him confess to the JFK assassination in about thirty-five seconds.