Apple be like: People want longer lasting batteries?? Naah, let’s give them blurry UIs instead.

Tankies be like: Wow such unity. That’s because he’s such a magnificent leader and there are zero problems in the very democratic people’s Republic of Korea.

It’s pronounced with a G like in the word giraffe.

Still better than living in a dictatorship straight away.

Where would caffeine be seized?

I hope this comes without the wiggle animation, which never added anything at all to any customization UI ever.

Stigma balls.

Yes but probably minus the good aspects.

As a guy I’ve come to use hearts emojis more and more given it’s ok in the context…

Eew, definitely not!

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So close…

Masochists!

lol who still uses windows!?

And their website still looks the same as back in 2010 or so.

They did that with their Squeezebox range of media players.

What they actually should do is this but the other way round. The thing dies when you puff too often, with the time you need to pause between sessions in order to keep it alive getting longer and longer. But monetary value behind this is way smaller, so it’s not going to happen.

wow I’m so shocked I can’t contain my excitement *yawn*

Does it get more clickbaity than this?

Because of ✨capitalism✨.

It works!

Shit guys, we’re being infiltrated by the gubberment!