Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what’s happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

Someone is doing with some gusto!

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

“Yeah, so what? My Mom (not AI chatbot) says that I am allowed to be upset!”

Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

I would like to see the source for this meme.

I thought Monopoly ended when someone decides to flip the board and start a revolution.

Wait! If I use Linux, I have 100% chance of dying at some point?

One that allows you to see things that will never be unseen again.

I mean there was a meme about the German Army was sending troops to Poland.

I saw you start dunking on Brett Favre. I wanted to dunk on him too.

Woah there, Brett Favre is not a “welfare queen”. That would imply that Brett identifies as a women. According to the bullshit pushed by conservatives that can’t happen. So that makes Brett Favre a “welfare sponge”, “welfare fraud”, “king of collecting welfare”, “thief”, “a hypocritical, piece of shit, who is only collecting welfare cause they need it. Every one is just a welfare bum”.

I’m guessing those people would all be succeeded by their next of kin. Would that cause a wave of change or…?

Something would happen on the micro level. Some families would fight over the power vacuum, other families would slowly fall into obscurity due to the loss of a loved one, some might spend resources to track down information, some might a come to Jesus moment about the wealth, etc.

Would anything change on the macro level? Doubtful. New people will rise to the top as the system that created unimaginable wealth still exists.

Which the employees should.

The workers will take the blunt of the executive’s mismanagement.

“It looks like you are trying to prevent a nuclear meltdown. I can help with that.”

A human male will stick their dick into anything.

I agree. I was being very sarcastic and didn’t put the traditional /s.

The US freaked out over TikTok harvesting private data yet barely shrugs at how US companies are routinely harvest private data and sell it.