The artist is to blame for creating a boy who could only ever trip over a bench

Why would you lick your Thinkpad?

One of them got banned somewhat recently

I cover my bottom teeth with my bottom lip at the start so the lips touch on ‘four’

Ehh it wasn’t that bad in 2004ish

I’m remembering an old wow machima “the internet is for porn”

Rust is a programming language

Speaking of CIA, I sometimes wonder if MKULTRA V2 was ever done and more successfully. Possibly used on people like Fetterman to help serve billionaire backer interests.

On a related note I’ve always misheard this song as ‘Shy best man’

But if this kills you it will lead to the fall of Westeros.

Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat

Look, just because I’m balding and wear wrap around glasses doesn’t mean I’m conservative. I just don’t like the sun shining into the side of my eyes when I’m heading north or south which are the directions I primarily travel in.

It involves the ritual sacrifice of jeep wrangler drivers

How did the Sodomites plan on ducking this thing?

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What the fuck me and the horse you rode in on

Weird way to tell us you hump the bed

HR stands from Harambe Repressors.

I am aware, it’s just a topical joke about Boeing’s commercial planes falling apart.

Wait… Lockheed martin kills people on Purpose