She specifically got ‘April’ wrong in the ‘30 days has September, April, June and November’ mnemonic, saying ‘30 days has September, March, June and November’

It like the next line in the show.

It’s weird that April didn’t know how many days April has.

were are

I wonder if he’s a fan of butt sharpies.

I have never had an original thought. And I’m 8 hours late.

If 1 no else if 2 yes else if 3 no…

Shit man, I consider any collared shirt semi-formal

Yeah it is hard to double cross your arms and make that last grip

Depends on your definition of “chemical”. Technically all trails are chem trails, including hiking trails.

Going by a normal Brandi Love theme: He was visiting his stepmom at her work.

Ah yes energy vampires

Oh fuck off.

What if their untrue statement is purely for a really good pun?

I have this signed first edition complaint about poor quality copper

You weren’t supposed to burn it first

How’s retirement treating you?

Looks like a dryer vent to me. Hard to tell though.

Why the fuck would I want to be challenged as a viewer?

Life is already challenging enough.

In Ds1 he only betrays you twice (once really if you’re on quickroll weight, you can just run over the bridge faster than it falls). And if you call him out on it he gives you humanity, which is probably the most valuable resource for undead. Then he sells you stuff and gossips about other characters.

Don’t remember what all he does in DS3

Patches is like the reverse of this. He betrays you immediately but once he realizes you’re not a greedy fool who’ll go hollow at the first sign of failure he’s chill.