Except the price

I’d only ride this bike if it formed a wall of coloured light behind me as I rode

I want a divorce

Because you look like a horse.

This is essentially Arcane’s Heimerdinger.

Relevant SCP

Okay but did anybody read the Darren Shan Demonata series when they were younger? This is literally the plot of the third book.

There’s a classic schoolyard game in which you would make that symbol (generally below waist height), and if you managed to get your friends to look at it you were allowed to punch them.

So OP has legal right to punch all of us.

I can no longer alt+f+s+a to open PowerShell as admin in the current folder

I can no longer drag files into the address bar to move files to the parent folder.

I can no longer see the seconds by clicking the clock on the taskbar.

File explorer search is still shit.

File properties window is still fixed size, and cannot be resized.

We’re regressing, billy-boy.

I use windows for work, and I just had to update to Win 11 when I got a new PC.

Jesus Christ I hate it.

So many fundamental parts of my workflow have been disrupted. I have yet to find one change which I actually like.

I thought they did a pretty good job with Windows 10, but this one is five steps backwards.

Wait what are the big gripes with the Spotify UI? It works well for my purposes so genuinely curious

Right? Whenever I go on Quora I have to double-check whether the response I’m reading is actually the answer or just another post

Great mood? Nah

Better mood? Yeah

Meme fits, cause I’m 25.

I mean yeah exactly

Yeah I think you need a centralized system with decentralized ownership, so that no single party can fuck it up by themselves

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

I’ll usually eat a could wee chunks of an onion after I dice it up, and the other day I was surprised by how palatable the onion was that I was eating. Normally I enjoy eating a couple tiny pieces raw, but this was an onion I could see myself taking a big ol bite out of

Monster-World Hunting

This hunt just went interstellar

Yeah I hesitantly tried out Andor as somebody who isnt the biggest Star Wars junkie, and it quickly flew to being my favourite Star Wars content by a mile. Really excellent writing imo

“Staahhp”

Hay now, don’t saddle up the rest of us ketamine enjoyers with him. Neigh…