SirBucksworth

Can’t read anything, this picture is too sharp!

But your application will be sorted out beforehand when it’s written by an AI 🤮

Tbh I want all of them in my life

Imagine they did this that way: „hey Bob, I’ve some good and some bad news for you. The good one fist: you got promoted to Manager/VP/Whatever. The bad one: in order to make the company more efficient we’re letting go of some higher staff. So, you’re fired. Pack your stuff and fuck off until 12pm, manager Bob!“

Philadelphia Collins ❤️

And uber be like: Kenya… Stop doing this plz

Checkmate!

Yesn‘t

Reminds me of that old southpark episode where Randy gets ball-cancer

If they don’t want you to flush paper down the toilet… why do they provide you with so much on the walls?

N*ce!

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!

„1% of people hoarding 99% of wealth in the world, and most of them have the same skin color and religion like me? It has to be the fault of people with a different skin color and/or religion that I’m not getting richer!“

Gimme your three fiddy!