I wasn’t expecting a joke this good. Thank you for that.

Isn’t Apple TV a thing though? It’s been a thing for a long time.

Everyone knows you have to flip it twice to get it into superposition.

Ah yes, the software battery.

I actually did date the same girl Jr & Sr year that went to a different school. Had pics with her and everything. Still nobody believed me.

He knows they exist. But he also doesn’t consider trans women to be women.

Bet. Why would you eat spaghetti when mostaccioli exists?

I miss lifewater. Preferred it over VitaminWater but unfortunately that’s still around.

It was designed for low power short range use. This made it ideal for electronics back in the day when small batteries with huge capacity didn’t exist. It’s also pretty easy to interfere with a bt signal and lower the transfer speed even more.

The reason it stayed this way is because it’s not really worth the investment to make it have high transfer speeds because there are already better alternatives.