How long before they’re turning American citizens away, making them essentially stateless?

Tough luck there, Pussolini.

The unfortunate truth is that this is the mentality that controls the laws and the budget.

FREEDOM!

When they’re arrested and disappeared in the first purge, they will express concern.

I bet Grindr crashed from all the extra traffic.

When evangelicals try to reach young people by sounding cool, it’s worse than root canal. “Get down and boogie with Jeezus, he’s a totally awesome dude!” 😆😆😆

And it’s one-two-three

What are we fighting for?

Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn

Next stop will be Iran!

I’ve seen this movie before. “Iraq totally without a doubt has WMDs! Saddam Hussein is behind 9/11!”

And Americans are so mind-numbingly ignorant, they’ll buy it again.

I had a pre-MAGA family member say to me “holidays are for Christians, you should have to work!” This is the level of intellect that will control our lives for the foreseeable future.

Restrict the kinds of ideas children can learn about, and you get evangelical MAGAs. Dictatorships always restrict information.

Land of the free.

Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

If your Big Mac starts tasting a little, um, slimy? That’s just a whole mouth fulla FREEDOM.

They’re expecting him to be wildly popular for the first few months of the war.

Uh, guys, isn’t fascism supposed to be all efficient, and bureaucratic and shit?

Not gonna happen. You wanted a king, you’ve got one, and World War III to go with him.

He’s king. He can do what he wants.

“Ghina makes the best phones, the most bigly! And we totally won’t harvest your data! Believe me.”

Once again, MAGA dumbshits will spend money on this, then the service will go south, leaving them with worthless phones you can’t jailbreak.

Ya gotta remember. Shitgibbon’s grifts target the same people who send their disability checks to TV preachers.