

Id have said “its just plane boring”
But Ive only curated 2 museums.
Officiated one presidency, judged 1 miss America contests.
Ive hung out with the rich and famous, including musk.
I also been on mission control for space launches and been a coach for peewee soccer.
And you think im lying… but that is my life.
Edit: sorry, I was a drunk commenting. I said some crazy stuff ive had to delete



So stupid.
I love it the most.