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11 hours agoI said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.


I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.


I hate my spouse so fucking much
So YOU’RE the shooter!