It’s a big disconnect that you start talking about candy, but then only make fruit puns.

Those are dried fruits, not candy.

Minimum, sure.

Viable …

The word is pronounced “giraffeics”

*Elisha Cuthbert

… YouTube’s policies prohibit content “reveling in or mocking the death or serious injury of an identifiable individual.”

So it’s OK as long as they’re not identifiable?

Shit, now I want a quesadilla

For a while I just had a widget on my phone where I could just tap an icon to send a magic packet to the desired MAC.

*mini soda

Because war is peace.

Trump is mentally six. He’s literally bragged about it.

Ah, I see you’ve looked at my JIRA tickets with my new employer

I just say “five days”

If it doesn’t have goto, it’s not a real language

Yes, they go on little tears and do so. Others have noticed as well.

Yes, lots of power-tripping mods. Feel free to keep stalking and real all of my comments that I’ve ever posted.

Yes, I’m sure it was because of one shitty thing I regret saying in an unrelated community two years ago.

Enjoy being off their radar for the time being, I guess

Somebody made me a mod of “Fuck AI,” that was apparently enough to piss off the entirety of dbzero

Only when you do them