Oh whodathunkit?

Perfume seller, I need your strongest perfumes

What does 'bailed out’mean in this context

Redshifted rabbit

Sorry, smashturbating?

Like how lob is an old name for spider. Shelob is just ‘she-spider’ or spider lady

🐸

Ha, not even buying her a horse. Like giving a mill puppy away for free

Iran’s President sure was falling due to a lack of helicopter parts

*tory socal Healthcare

Small but important difference

Removed by mod

I believe that was voodoo doughnuts on Oregon

That second one is the version I heard also

Why would you waste your own time with a comment like this?

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I like how the doctor is also a chef

The sickle wand fits nicely

Those cars look parked, just as elmo looks flammable

That’s the Funk

Who knows better about relaxing the spine than a ghost that doesn’t have one?