Tempus Fugit

😂 I’ve gotten two of these so far, and I’ve only been here a week.

Thankfully they caught this issue. I’m hopeful standards remain the same…

To say meaningless words while secretly supporting Trump so they can all buy up weakened stocks and put all the blame on Trump.

Apparently you can get Narcan from weed shops too. My father told me he scored some for free when he went a few days ago. I don’t know why he got it, because he doesn’t use opioids, but I guess it’s good to have on hand in case someone else needs it.

I like the cut of your jib!

And I’ve been boycotting Goya ever since.

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren’t buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can’t think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

Infowars doesn’t have reporters, just grifters and sycophants.

I’m well aware they’re mostly neolibs, and I used to give them a pass, but these last 9 years or so have really changed my perception of them. They’re feckless liars at best and controlled opposition at worst. As much as I deride the right for letting anyone with the magic R get away with practical murder, I always let the Ds slide. They’re going to have to work a whole lot harder to earn my vote from now on. Words are all but meaningless.

I’ll take this small win. Hopefully Trump and Elon don’t fuck it up somehow.

🤣 that cute. Great little cartoon!

I couldn’t be happier for the twat! Fuck him and his shoddily made cars.

This sounds like something George Carlin would come up with. Call up Budweiser they’ll jump on that shit 😂

Man, the Dems are so fucking incompetent. If it wasn’t for a handful of them namely, AOC, Bernie, and Crockett I’d have stopped voting for them a long time ago. Stupid fucking pong paddles… So stupid and ineffective. Shame on the Dems.