Sure it sounds bad when you point out that it happens almost every day. But, that is just an average over the span of a year.

When you really look at it and realize that most schools in the US are closed for at least a month’s worth of holidays, 3 months for summer vacation, and of course 2 days out of every week. Well, then you will see that it’s really much much worse than you originally thought.

I go with “Ya, 42 right? I love Hitchhiker’s guide. You are never going to go wrong with a guy Hitchhikers reference with me.”. And then I go for a high-five that never gets returned. This shuts the entire thing down in such an amusing way.

Most of them do, you just have to hit on girls outside of the hospital rehab, or at least stop targeting the ones in wheelchairs.

“Death” in mandarin is “Si”. “4” is also “si”, so it is considered a very unlucky number and nobody wants it in their phone number and other stuff.
“10” is “shi” which is close enough to “Si” that many people don’t like it and will avoid it.

I can totally agree with that and I think your destination is absolutely the right place. I think you just chose the wrong way to get there.

I don’t want to come off as agreeing with the other poster, but this argument is so awful that I can’t just ignore it.
What if the assaulter was tall? Am I supposed to slouch all day everyday? Am I literally not allowed to exist because there are horrible people in the world of varying height?

Exactly! Thats is a perfect comparison. Even water can kill when unrestrained and unregulated.

Since they ban by ip address, that is pretty fucked up

There’s something very wrong with your water. It’s killing a lot of children.

Back in my day you could block channels that spammed you with bullshit or shit video clips overlayed super loud music.

Texas used to define the content of school textbooks for the entire country.
And the people who decided what went into those textbooks were not educators or even required to have any kind of degree. They are political appointees.

Even worse, is that textbooks are not replaced with updated content every year. So, incorrect information lingers in the textbooks for years without correction. And then those textbooks are passed down to poorer school districts for even more years of use.

It’s not even actually a truck. It’s a ute. Like the Hyundai Santa Cruz. It’s a car (unibody) with a bed.
I don’t dislike utes at all, and even have an old one I am restoring, but it is not a truck.

You god damned clanker! How dare you taunt me with my number one nemesis? You know there’s no rhyme nor reason as to exactly how much, or what part, of a bicycle needs to appear in an image for it to be a picture with a bicycle.

That’s exactly what a bot would say!

Literally sitting on the same couch with her leaning on me, I’m reading a book and she is watching tv; “I don’t feel like we spend any time together anymore.”

Often I am disappointed when I go make the obvious dad joke, but someone has already made some half assed version that is not nearly as painful and ridiculous as it could be.

But then I occasionally come across a gem like this that is absolute perfection and so much better than what I had in mind. It’s like a little gut punch that drives just a little bit of air from your body in surprise.

Thank you for this little comment that physically pained me to read, and now will pain me twice as much throughout the day as I suddenly remember it and want to tell it to someone else, but can’t, because it is totally situational and could never be the same second hand.

I’m not good at complicated math like addition and subtraction, so when it comes to something like statistics I might as well be throwing pickle slices at a dartboard, so you will probably have to correct me here… But if you have a 3% chance of being attacked by a man, doesn’t that also mean that since you have a 1.5% chance of being attacked by any human? In fact, since there is a non-zero chance of being attacked by a woman, wouldn’t it be accurate to say that you have a greater than 1.5% chance of being attacked by any human?
I’m not really sure that greater than 1.5% feels much safer than 3%.
So I guess what I am saying is that while you and the OP I originally responded to are both correct, that once we start throwing monsters in the pool then people’s desire to go for a swim doesn’t change significantly just because we double the size of the pool.

Actually, what I am really saying is that I just really don’t like any grouping that lumps me in with the pedophilic psychopathic rapists currently running the US.

While I am not going to disagree about your conclusion, I am going to say that lumping this psychopathic rapist in with the average straight man is just about as inaccurate as claiming that he is an average American, or average human.

This is the real reason for the forthcoming lockdown.

I think it is supposed to be an upside down car, like you were just in a crash where your parents die.