Ours have that too, but it’s old hot dogs and ATM’s with fees up your ass.

Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.

Lol, lookin’ like a Minecraft character.

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I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

Congratulations for making this about maga somehow…

You’d die before visiting all the beaches because sharks and irukandji will kill you in the first few. Failing that, the drop bears will get you in between beaches.

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

No worries. I’ve seen plenty of job postings for POC LGBTQWTF “STRONGLY URGED TO APPLY.” You should be fine.

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oh no! Louisiana’s missing out on that sweet public school teacher tourism money! That’ll cripple 'em.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.

You did good.

My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn’t get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you’re out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain’t fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they’re gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.

I’m totally gonna do this, only with the proper spelling of TIMMAAH.

Much like the abrahamic god, I love loopholes.

Doesn’t have enough impossible to pronounce y’s and L’s.

Being able to block what you want is great, having other people decide what to block for you is not.