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3 months agoIt’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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131·3 months agoShe spun in her head though. That’s kinda impressive. Right?
5·5 months ago“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]
I feel represented.
9·5 months agoShrek is Mr steal yo bitch
Is this like new poor? But new old?
Now THIS is pod racing.
Let’s hear it.
CPEUI-20102: It’s working but still clean up to do.
I’ll never get time to do that “clean up”
He was trying to come out without actually coming out with it.
G I loves this movie and I totally forgot! This is perfect.
Lol I like the macho man in there
Lol. I want to see a short 15 minute serious horror drama movie about this happening. Having the song playing ironically as all hell breaks loose.
There was a lot of "fuck"s in there. Almost too much. Like it was deliberately fucky to make a point. Like they said “Add more fucks to it so parents know this is Disney but not Disneyland. Leave kiddos at home.”
What do you call this type of illusion?
They destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.