Chocolate chip cookies are superior to brownies, plus it adds a better dosage control.

I will die on that hill.

Coulda nipped that in the bud but noooooo…had to play ‘politics as usual’ with no consequences to traitors…so now you gotta deal with measles outbreaks. Have a fun fucking time.

New government bureau dedicated to making government bureaucracies less bureaucratic.

You’re doing the lord’s work.

And by that I mean giving a hand to Zach.

And by giving a hand I mean jerk him off.

Therefore: cum.

Checkmate.

Still waiting to see the one Dem senator hold up all the legislation like the GOP somehow magically do when they are in the minority.

Semenental value?

So I use about 1g of bud, not the shake for about 350g of butter for the recipe. Turns out more consistent, especially for dosages (works out to about 2.5mg per cookie).

That and my cookies are amazingly good.

Lies, when Gomez disappeared there was a wee puddle o cum where he was standing

Fucking hell, man. Good one.

Mine are vegan & there isn’t any skunkiness…I have to keep them clearly labeled in the freezer after I make them because you cannot tell the difference.

Fuck yes.

I make a batch of 35-40 cookies and have the dosage & timing down pat.

Fun fact: neither candidate had access to world ending munitions.

The Party of Complicity

Dems are the party of complicity.

The tea party though gave validation to the conspiracy theorists and unmasked the supremists.

I thought the same when the nut jobs of the Tea Party started tearing the Rs apart…guess what happened?

What happens now? You reap what you sow. Please do not flush the rest of the world down your toilet.

Thank you for bringing the world more beauty.

The best technology ever stolen. That’s why they named their company Bejioing.

Yeah, if you’re a staff member working for Trump you have lost your outrage privileges…

The launch was delayed, however, by a faulty switch…